******WARNING******* Some foul words involved.
Ponder upon these views of life...
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say,"Shit Happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
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